Hello--am once again pressed for time, so in order to keep to my daily post resolution am writing an entry that is based upon something that--like the previous meme--was written on 6 February 2007:
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Current mood:annoyed
Hello World,
I recently got hit with a slew of chain-or-die bulletins. Apparently some ghost named "Jack" has decided to kill me tonight, because I refuse to perpetuate annoying junk posts. I mean, I feel for him, I really do. There must have been something seriously wrong with his home life (and his mother's sense of smell) that it took a week for him to be found dead in the closet, but honestly!
Additionally, I've received in the same batch of junk, a post telling me that I am going to have really bad luck all week. Well I suppose that being murdered by a ghost would be pretty bad luck but I'm having some trouble reconciling these posts; it is hard to imagine that "luck" good or bad has much to do with one after death. Of course it might mean that after I'm dead, I'll be going to a drowsy suburb of Hell, attending a council meeting with an endless agenda which includes such hot topics as "Bieber Fever: Healthy Role Modeling for Troubled Youth or Sure Sign of the Apocalypse?" and which has no tea-with-biscuit breaks . . . but that I only have to attend for the rest of the week.
My general policy when I get these chain-emails is to ditch the "friend" that forwarded it, break my diet, speak my mind and write sappy "I love you man! You rawwwwk" fan posts. I hope I don't get too many of these bulletins/emails—my online social life, waistline, employment status and reputation may never fully recover. ^_^/♡
